Episode 72: Depanneur Le Pick Up

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Episode 72: Depanneur Le Pickup [21:37]
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In today's episode Chris 'Zeke' Hand and Ryk 'E Coli' Edelstein arrive at Depanneur Le Pick Up order their burgers eat and leave.

The Kitchen at Depanneur Le Pick Up

The depanneur side to Depanneur Le Pick Up

An extreme close up of one of the Cheeseburgers at Depanneur Le Pick Up

If you listen closely at the beginning you can hear the snarky comments of other diners at Depaneur Le Pick Up react to our microphones. And if you haven't figured it out by now most of the clientèle of Depaneur Le Pick Up could be loosely classified as hipster-ish, which obviously means only one thing - Lainie must be nearby.

The terrace at Depanneur Le Pick Up

Zeke's first Cheeseburger at Depanneur Le Pick Up

For the burgermatricians listening in it took 10 minutes for them to come take our order and 18 minutes for our first order to arrive. However, the second order arrived 12.5% faster than the first.

Making sandwiches at Depanneur Le Pick Up

The innards of Zeke's first Cheeseburger at Depanneur Le Pick Up

Then Lainie returns, we try to pay, and then go home.

The wonderful potatoes at Depanneur Le Pick Up

Zeke's second Cheeeseburger at Depanneur Le Pick Up

Depaneur Le Pickup is located at 7032 Waverly on the corner of Alexandra, their phone number is 514 271-8011. The website is depanneurlepickup.com and they are open 7 days a week from 7 in the morning until 7 at night except on Thursdays and Fridays when they stay open until 9 and on weekends when they open later.


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In a nutshell; The Montreal Burger Report is My Dinner with Andre meets Rocky & Bullwinkle at Au Pied de Cochon. It is a radio show & podcast where Zeke and E Coli go out have a couple of burgers, some beer and talk about them and to the people who make them. There is a new episode available every Wednesday morning at http://montrealburgers.blogspot.com and on CKUT 90.3 FM in Montreal. If you would like to write to us, our email address is MontrealBurgers@Gmail.com.

The Montreal Burger Report is your source for the most in depth and comprehensive coverage about hamburgers, cheeseburgers, both with and without bacon in Montreal.

This episode of the Montreal Burger Report was written and produced by Chris Zeke Hand. We would graciously like to thank CKUT for their support, Lainie for stopping by, Jimmy Buffet and Lesbians on Exctasy for the music and YOU for listening.

Episode 71: Vices et Versa, Bistro du Terroir & La Cornetteria

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Episode 71: Vices et Versa, Bistro du Terroir & La Cornetteria [17:00]
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In today's episode Chris 'Zeke' Hand and Ryk 'E Coli' Edelstein meet at the wonderful microbrasserie Vices et Versa, they briefly get sidetracked at La Cornetteria, before heading over to Le Pickup the hipest of the hip hamburger joints in Montreal.

The Beer Menu at Vices et Versa, Bistro du Terroir

The Terrace at Vices et Versa, Bistro du Terroir

The Edible Espresso at La Cornetteria

Vices et Versa, Bistro du Terroir is located at 6631 Saint Laurent,. Their phone number is (514) 272-2498 their website is vicesetversa.com/ and they are open seven days a week from 3 o'clock in the afternoon until last call.

La Cornetteria is located at 6528 Saint Laurent. Their phone number is (514) 277-8030, their website is lacornetteria.com and they are open seven days a week from 7 in the morning until 6 at night although the hours on Sunday are slightly different.


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In a nutshell; The Montreal Burger Report is My Dinner with Andre meets Rocky & Bullwinkle at Martin Picard's place. It is a radio show & podcast where Zeke and E Coli go out have a couple of burgers, some beer and talk about them and to the people who make them. There is a new episode available every Wednesday morning at http://montrealburgers.blogspot.com and on CKUT 90.3 FM in Montreal. If you would like to write to us, our email address is MontrealBurgers@Gmail.com.

The Montreal Burger Report is your source for the most in depth and comprehensive coverage about hamburgers, cheeseburgers, both with and without bacon in Montreal.

This episode of the Montreal Burger Report was written and produced by Chris Zeke Hand. We would graciously like to thank CKUT for their support, John Custodio for his voice, Jimmy Buffet and Focus for the music and YOU for listening.

Montreal Burger Report Episode 58: Copacabana and Burger de Ville

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Episode 58: Copacabana [13:11]
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Chris Zeke Hand and Linda Extra Pickles Besner briefly discuss the Montreal Architectural Icon, the Orange Julep. Our hero and heroine decide to leave Copacabana and in order to begin their C&W burger experience. They walk outside and directly in front of a car, Avoid death a second time while getting into the cab and unfortunately only then does Zeke discover that the cab driver doesn't know any streets in Montreal. As a consequence they make an executive decision to go directly to Burger De Ville. Once they finally arrive they order.

Copacabana is located at 3910 Saint Laurent. Their phone number is (514) 982-0880. And they are open 7 day a week from about noon to 3 in the morning.

Burger de Ville is located at 59 Westminster in Montreal West, their phone number is 514 564 9902 and they too are open seven days a week from 11 in the morning to 9 at night
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The Montreal Burger Report is a radio show & podcast where Zeke and Extra Pickles go out have a couple of burgers, some beer and talk about them. It is your source for the most in depth and comprehensive coverage about hamburgers, cheeseburgers, and sliders in Montreal. There is a new episode available every Wednesday morning at Montreal Burgers dot blogspot dot com and on CKUT 90.3 FM in Montreal. If you would like to write to us, our email address is Montreal Burger at Gmail dot com.

Copacabana
Address: 3910 Saint Laurent
Phone: (514) 982-0880

This episode of the Montreal Burger Report was written and produced by Chris Zeke Hand. We would graciously like to thank CKUT for their support, The Sweetback Sisters and the one the only the incomparable Brad Slyde of Disco Break dot com for the music, and YOU for listening.


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Episode 57: Copacabana

Episode 57: Copacabana [12:31]
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Linda Extra Pickles Besner explains the evolution of her burger consumption from McDonald's and Harvey's through her vegetarian phase to where it is currently, rare with cheese, bacon, lettuce, tomato, onions, ketchup, mustard, mayonnaise and relish. Zeke explains how his path has gone in the opposite direction towards a plainer more austere burger. Our hero and heroine briefly discuss the food issue of the New Yorker. And then Zeke tries to sound all authoritative by making up some nonsense about what the law is with regards to a hamburger being cooked in Montreal.

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The Montreal Burger Report is a radio show & podcast where Zeke and Extra Pickles go out have a couple of burgers, some beer and talk about them. It is your source for the most in depth and comprehensive coverage about hamburgers, cheeseburgers, and sliders in Montreal. There is a new episode available every Wednesday morning at MontrealBurger.Wordpress.com and on CKUT 90.3 FM in Montreal. Our email address is MontrealBurger at Gmail.com.

This episode of the Montreal Burger Report was written and produced by Chris Zeke Hand. We would graciously like to thank CKUT for their support, The Sweetback Sisters and the one the only the incomparable Brad Slyde of DiscoBreak.com for the music, and YOU for listening.

Copacobana
Address: 3910 Saint Laurent
Phone: (514) 982-0880

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Episode 56: Copacabana

Episode 56: Copacabana [12:19]
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In today's episode due to a complete and utter abdication of responsibility by someone who shall remain nameless, Chris Zeke Hand is only joined by Linda Extra Pickles Besner. Our hero and heroine are left high and dry (well maybe not too too dry) at the most fabulous watering hole on the entire plateau, Copacobana where they discuss their impending visit to Burger de Ville.

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The Montreal Burger Report is a radio show & podcast where Zeke and Extra Pickles go out have a couple of burgers, some beer and talk about them. It is your source for the most in depth and comprehensive coverage about hamburgers, cheeseburgers, and sliders in Montreal. There is a new episode available every Wednesday morning at MontrealBurger.Wordpress.com and on CKUT 90.3 FM in Montreal. Our email address is MontrealBurger at Gmail.com.

This episode of the Montreal Burger Report was written and produced by Chris Zeke Hand. We would graciously like to thank CKUT for their support, The Sweetback Sisters and the one the only the incomparable Brad Slyde of DiscoBreak.com for the music, and YOU for listening.

Copacobana
Address: 3910 Saint Laurent
Phone: (514) 982-0880

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Montreal Burger Report: Le Bifteck St-Laurent & Buns Part 5

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Bifteck St-Laurent & Buns Part 5 (11:18); (MP3 15MB / FLAC 120MB / Ogg Vorbis 9MB / Stream)




Buns on Blvd. St-Laurent as seen via Google Street View.

Episode 30 of the Montreal Burger Report. In this episode our heroes, Ed Hawco (also known as Blork) and Chris 'Zeke' Hand discover how long it takes to to cook a hamburger at Buns, Zeke becomes a diplomat, Blork can't be objective and covets Zeke's third burger. Our heroes talk about the logistics of grinding beef in house and then depart for Else's.

The Montreal Burger Report is a radio show / podcast / blog / something or other where upon Blork and Zeke go out have a couple of burgers, some beer and in very generalized terms try to inform you about the good burgers in Montreal, the great burgers in Montreal, the best burgers in Montreal and everything else related to burgers in Montreal.


Zeke eating his third cheeseburger at Buns on Blvd. St-Laurent

Zeke's Verdict

I wasn't that impressed, although drinking enough beer beforehand can make just about anything palatable.

Ed's Verdict

I really love the concept of Buns; a small place that focuses on one thing -- at a very low price. Arguably, that makes it no different from any corner casse-croûte, but I've had some mighty fine classic burgers at hole-in-the-wall casse-croûtes. The difference here is the fresh young attitude and the degree of focus. The result? A pretty good straight-forward no-frills burger. A great choice if you're in the neighborhood and you want a quick and cheap bite that will hit the spot. On the other hand, the burgers were not spectacular, but what do you expect for four bucks? The only sour note was that my burger, which was quite small, was a bit overcooked. Zeke's third burger, however, was not, which tells me the grill man needs to work a bit harder on consistency.

That said, I'll definitely go back when I'm in the 'hood and I want a quick burger that will make me smile, but not necessarily sing.

Bifteck St-Laurent
Address: 3702 Saint Laurent
Phone: (514) 844-6211

Buns
Address: 3673 Saint Laurent
Phone: (514) 759-7799


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(Montreal Burger Report: Le Bifteck St-Laurent & Buns, Part 1, Montreal Burger Report: Le Bifteck St-Laurent & Buns, Part 2, Montreal Burger Report: Le Bifteck St-Laurent & Buns, Part 3, Montreal Burger Report: Le Bifteck St-Laurent & Buns, Part 4.)

Montreal Burger Report: Le Bifteck St-Laurent & Buns Part 4

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Bifteck St-Laurent & Buns Part 4 (13:43); (MP3 19MB / FLAC 150MB / Ogg Vorbis 12MB / Stream)



In this episode our heroes, Ed Hawco (also known as Blork) and Chris 'Zeke' Hand discuss the nature, concept, taste sensation and substance of the hamburgers at Buns. Blork states that he wants a bigger patty, then he thinks a smaller bun might do the trick, but then he decides in fact that a bigger patty would be better. He also loves the pickles. Our heroes also lament the lack of beer, and are unable to try the fries. But that doesn't stop them from ordering a second round of burgers.



Buns is located at 3673 Saint-Laurent, their phone number is (514) 759-7799 and they too are open seven days a week from 11:30 to 1 AM weekdays and noon to 2:30 AM on weekends.



The Montreal Burger Report is your source for the most in depth and comprehensive coverage and information announcing, describing, informing, and sometimes warning you about everything related to and involving hamburgers, cheeseburgers, and sliders in Montreal. The best hamburger, the crispiest fry, the coldest beer, the Montreal Burger Report covers it from every angle possible.


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Montreal Burger Report: Le Bifteck St-Laurent & Buns Part 3

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Bifteck St-Laurent & Buns Part 3 (14:16); (MP3 19MB / FLAC 152MB / Ogg Vorbis 11MB / Stream)



Before leaving Le Bifteck St-Laurent, Chris 'Zeke' Hand and Ed "Blork" Hawco solicit opinions from some of the bar hounds, such as Shan the Man. Across the street at Buns, Ed reads the menu, which takes about 12 seconds as all this place makes is burgers, and there are only a few variations.

Inside Buns, Zeke and Ed meet the owner of both Buns stores, who explains the concept and provides some details on the meat. (Canadian beef, 15% fat). The meat is ground off-premises, but they form the patties in-house daily. Zeke asks the burger cook if he can have his burger rare, and the reply is swift: "no." The boss then provides an explanation as to why rare ground beef is riskier than rare steaks or roasts.


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Montreal Burger Report: Le Bifteck St-Laurent & Buns Part 2

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Bifteck St-Laurent & Buns Part 2 (12:59); (MP3 17MB / FLAC 144MB / Ogg Vorbis 10MB / Stream)



After another round of nostalgia about Le Bifteck St-Laurent and its cheap beer, Chris 'Zeke' Hand and Ed "Blork" Hawco start talking about hamburgers. Specifically, they discuss their expectations of "Buns," the new minimalist burger joint that first opened on Ste-Catherine Street and later expanded to a second outlet on The Main (Boul. St. Laurent). Will it be the best burger in Montreal? Zeke is a little worried that the burgers will be too minimalist and plain. Ed is hoping for a good "backyard" style burger. Zeke points out the role reversal when it comes to expectations.


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Montreal Burger Report: Bifteck St-Laurent & Buns Part 1

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Bifteck St-Laurent & Buns Part 1 (11:19); (MP3 15MB / FLAC 121MB / Ogg Vorbis 9MB / Stream)



In this episode of the Montreal Burger Report, Chris 'Zeke' Hand and Ed (Blork) Hawco head up Boulevard St. Laurent for a visit to familiar territory. Both Chris and Ed have been on and around The Main for a couple of decades, so a trip to Bifteck St-Laurent for a few pre-burger beers brings out the nostalgia. As Ed struggles to remember if he really did get some beef at the Bifteck, Zeke recalls that this is the place where he learned it was OK to "leave beer over."

The guys get all "meta" and discuss the hamburger checklist and rating scales judiciously avoiding terms like "best," "meilleur" and delve instead into burger rating territory with words like "grind" and "crumble," while trying to come up with a better word than "gushy." They decide to have another beer as they prepare to visit a newcomer to The Main, the minimalist Buns, at 3673 Saint Laurent.


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Montreal Burger Report: Meat Market, Part 2

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Meat Market — Part 2 (10:48) ; (MP3 15MB / FLAC 61MB / Ogg Vorbis 8.96MB / Stream)



Meat Market is a hip but affordable restaurant on Boul. St. Laurent, between Marie-Anne and Mont-Royal. As the name implies, they specialize in meat. The menu contains a number of tasty sounding items, including the ubiquitous bavette, a rib steak, and most notably, "meat sticks" (meat on a stick) that are served with a variety of sauces.

However, this being the burger report, we went for the burgers.

There are five composed burgers on the menu, bearing names like "Le Grand Bleu" and "Swiss Miss." They each come with a cheese (bleu, goat cheese, provalone, etc.) as well as a sauce and a number of unusual items such as wallnuts, green apples, harissa, or a "calabrese chip." Interesting, to say the least, but how do they stand up as burgers?

Listen to the podcast and find out. This is where Chris and Ed's divergent opinions on what constitutes a good burger are revealed. They also discuss the fries (made from a mix of sweet and regular potatoes) and the rather odd beer selection.

Ed's Verdict

Meat Market is a fun and affordable restaurant that doesn't try to outdo itself. I like the place, and will return. But the burger, while tasty, didn't fully work for me. It was too sloppy with too much goo and sauce, and not enough of a meaty burger experience.

Chris's Verdict

Meat Market struck me as being a fairly generic restaurant with a fairly generic burger. I personally cannot remember anything specific about the burger that I ate. There wasn't anything really horrible about the place, but on the other hand there definitely wasn't anything super either. That all being said, my burger wasn't bad.

I did take a shine to their chips and tapenade, and the fries (a combination of shoestring sweet potato and shoestring normal potato) were quite tasty. Meat Market wasn't expensive, but it wasn't cheap either. Overall they strike me as wanting to be a middle of the road type of place. And probably (since I always prefer to eat at Great restaurants) the only way I would go back is if I was extremely hungry at the exact time I was in front of their door, and I would then order something else on their menu instead of a burger.

Address: 4415 Blvd. Saint-Laurent, Montréal, Québec, H2W 1Z8 (See clickable map, below.)
Phone: 514.223.2292
Web site: www.meatmarketfood.com


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(The Montreal Burger Report: Meat Market, Part 1)

Montreal Burger Report: Meat Market, Part 1

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Meat Market -- Part 1 (10:48) ; (MP3 16MB / FLAC 62MB / Ogg Vorbis 9.45MB / Stream)



Meat Market is a hip but affordable restaurant on Boul. St. Laurent, between Marie-Anne and Mont-Royal. As the name implies, they specialize in meat. The menu contains a number of tasty sounding items, eight different types of burgers, the ubiquitous bavette, a rib steak, and "meat sticks" (meat on a stick) that are served with a variety of sauces.

Chris and Ed warmed up across the street and down the block at Les Bobards, where they quaffed a few beers and discussed their strategy. Then they made their way to Meat Market, at 4415 St-Laurent. Once in the restaurant, they discussed the beer choices and made their orders. Ed ordered a Rio Grande Burger (Meat Market ranch sauce, guacamole, cheddar, caramelized jalapeño, lettuce & tomato) Zeke ordered the Swiss Miss Burger (Bacon, swiss cheese, caramelized onions, pesto mayonnaise, lettuce & tomato).

Click the links above to listen to part 1 of Chris and Ed's visit to Meat Market. Go here for part 2.