First I came across a pair of Veggie Cheeseburger Earmuffs! (Which if you think about it, are really just Cheeseburger Earmuffs!)
|Cheeseburger Earmuffs by Sew Dandee|
But then by clicking on a link or two, I discovered Every Burger. "Bite-sized cookies with sesame seeds made to look like a burger bun, with chocolate for the meat itself."
|Every Burger Candies|
Which then led me to this
|Chocolate Cheeseburger from Creative Chocolates of Vermont|
Which is only an hour and 40 minutes away...