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I'm not certain why opening the third Fatburger in Calgary is news, but then again, I don't really understand anything further south and west of the Erie Canal. However, I what I do want to know is when Fatburger is going to make it east and north of the Erie Canal.
Smart Burger is located at 2159 boulevard Cure-Labelle in Laval, their phone number is (450) 687-7627, their website is smartburger.ca and they are open seven days a week from 11 o'clock in the morning to 10 o'clock at night, 11 o'clock Thursdays, Fridays and Saturdays.
The Montreal Burger Report is your source for the most in depth and comprehensive coverage about hamburgers, cheeseburgers, both with and without bacon in Montreal.
This episode of the Montreal Burger Report was written and produced by Chris 'Zeke' Hand. We would graciously like to thank CKUT for their support, Frank Zappa and The Moldy Peaches for the music and YOU for listening.
These are definitely videos that should be dealt with by the Victoria Burger Blog, seeing as how they are from the Left Coast. But also seeing as how they haven't gotten much love I figured it wouldn't hurt if I embedded them here.
In today's episode our heroes Chris 'Zeke' Hand and Ryk 'E Coli' Edelstein analyze the burgers at Auberge du Dragon Rouge to death.
The espresso in a glass is always a nice touch
The bill
L'Auberge du Dragon Rouge is located at 8870 Lajeunesse, their phone number is (514) 858-5711. The website is oyez.ca and they are open seven days a week from 11:30 in the morning to 10 o'clock at night except on Saturdays and Sundays when they open early for brunch.
The Montreal Burger Report is your source for the most in depth and comprehensive coverage about hamburgers, cheeseburgers, both with and without bacon in Montreal.
This episode of the Montreal Burger Report was written and produced by Chris 'Zeke' Hand. We would graciously like to thank CKUT for their support, Jimmy Buffet and Focus for the music, John Custodio for his voice and YOU for listening.
Seeing as how there ain't much local hamburger news here, I'm expanding the concept of the Montreal Burger Report slightly and now will occasionally present Burger Art that I feel wouldn't be hurt by a little attention on your part.
It's a 4" x 6" acrylic painting. Small, actually tiny. If I had seen it live and knew slightly more about Ms. Giraffe's work, I'd consider calling it a study. But since I haven't and I don't, a painting it is. As Ms. Giraffe writes, she supplies "the world with big eyed girls & their dreamy friends."
I'll take her word for it that this is an early example of her work. In the fullscale version it looks a little rough around the edges. ie there are gaps, smudges and her lines aren't as precisely delineated as one might expect. But this adds to the naif-like charm of the painting (study).
I can't quite figure out if Chelsea Cheeseburger is using the french fries as ski poles, or if she is holding onto them for support since it doesn't quite look like she is the most balanced person in the entire world. And given her expression, I venture a guess that she was either looking down a black diamond trail, or contemplating precisely how difficult that next step she was planning on taking is going to be.
Given that when this painting was made, Ms. Giraffe states that she wasn't in the happiest of moods, I'd also venture a guess that Chelsea Cheeseburger could quite possibly be a reflection of Ms. Giraffe's state of mind at the time.
On sale for $20, which is better than a bargain. And I don't make a single red centy (or any other money of any other color for that matter) off the deal.
USA Today went out and listed 51 burger joints in the United States. One is close enough to contemplate visiting, The Farmhouse Tap & Grill in Burlington, VT. According to Suzanne Podhaizer, food editor, Seven Days, they offer grass-fed beef, artisan cheeses, house-made pickles, and runny sunny-side-up eggs as toppings and more than 100 craft beers for your drinking pleasure. Although the idea of exposed brick and copper lighting fixtures along with a patio and backyard beer garden in a former McDonald's makes me wonder some.
Buried at the end of this press release was this sentence: "Canada’s red-meat industry, with more than $20 billion in sales, is the nation’s single-largest employer in the food industry." It made me go "hmmmm." I don't think I had ever heard the term "red-meat industry" before.
L'Auberge du Dragon Rouge is located at 8870 Lajeunesse, their phone number is (514) 858-5711. The website is oyez.ca and they are open seven days a week from 11:30 in the morning to 10 o'clock at night except on Saturdays and Sundays when they open early for brunch.
The burger menu at Auberge du Dragon Rouge (at some point we're going to have to go back and try the boar burger and/or the deer burger)
The Montreal Burger Report is your source for the most in depth and comprehensive coverage about hamburgers, cheeseburgers, both with and without bacon in Montreal.
This episode of the Montreal Burger Report was written and produced by Chris 'Zeke' Hand. We would graciously like to thank CKUT for their support, Jimmy Buffet and Focus for the music and YOU for listening.
Chris 'Zeke' Hand and Ryk 'E Coli' Edelstein enjoyed the hamburgers so much at Le Pick Up that for today's episode of the Montreal Burger Report they immediately decided to try the burgers at L'Auberge du Dragon Rouge.
One view of the terrace at L'Auberge du Dragon Rouge
Our rig, the menus and everything else we need in order to record Episode 73 of the Montreal Burger rEPORT
L'Auberge du Dragon Rouge is located at 8870 Lajeunesse, their phone number is (514) 858-5711. The website is oyez.ca and they are open seven days a week from 11:30 in the morning to 10 o'clock at night except on Saturdays and Sundays when they open early for brunch.
The Montreal Burger Report is your source for the most in depth and comprehensive coverage about hamburgers, cheeseburgers, both with and without bacon in Montreal.
This episode of the Montreal Burger Report was written and produced by Chris 'Zeke' Hand. We would graciously like to thank CKUT for their support, Jimmy Buffet and Danny Elfman for the music, Cathy Inouye for her voice, and YOU for listening.
It'll be pretty easy to beat my score, as I got a big fat zero. But there's an online game out there called Fresh Burger that seemed vaguely appropriate.
Screenshot of Fesh Burger in action
Although I am not quite certain why anyone would really want to play a game about being a cashier at a fast food quick serve restaurant.
In today's episode Chris 'Zeke' Hand and Ryk 'E Coli' Edelstein arrive at Depanneur Le Pick Up order their burgers eat and leave.
The Kitchen at Depanneur Le Pick Up
The depanneur side to Depanneur Le Pick Up
An extreme close up of one of the Cheeseburgers at Depanneur Le Pick Up
If you listen closely at the beginning you can hear the snarky comments of other diners at Depaneur Le Pick Up react to our microphones. And if you haven't figured it out by now most of the clientèle of Depaneur Le Pick Up could be loosely classified as hipster-ish, which obviously means only one thing - Lainie must be nearby.
The terrace at Depanneur Le Pick Up
Zeke's first Cheeseburger at Depanneur Le Pick Up
For the burgermatricians listening in it took 10 minutes for them to come take our order and 18 minutes for our first order to arrive. However, the second order arrived 12.5% faster than the first.
Making sandwiches at Depanneur Le Pick Up
The innards of Zeke's first Cheeseburger at Depanneur Le Pick Up
Then Lainie returns, we try to pay, and then go home.
The wonderful potatoes at Depanneur Le Pick Up
Zeke's second Cheeeseburger at Depanneur Le Pick Up
Depaneur Le Pickup is located at 7032 Waverly on the corner of Alexandra, their phone number is 514 271-8011. The website is depanneurlepickup.com and they are open 7 days a week from 7 in the morning until 7 at night except on Thursdays and Fridays when they stay open until 9 and on weekends when they open later.
The Montreal Burger Report is your source for the most in depth and comprehensive coverage about hamburgers, cheeseburgers, both with and without bacon in Montreal.
This episode of the Montreal Burger Report was written and produced by Chris Zeke Hand. We would graciously like to thank CKUT for their support, Lainie for stopping by, Jimmy Buffet and Lesbians on Exctasy for the music and YOU for listening.
Over the weekend I went to Pataterie Chez Philippe on Amherst and had my first burger melt. and it was so scrumptious and delicious that I decided "to hell with the schedule" I needed to tell some folk and I needed to tell some folk now! That's where you come in. Thanks for listening. I kinda sorta had to get it off my chest before it burst.
Now first off I hear you asking What's a Burger Melt? Easy enough to answer, A Burger melt is is a hamburger where you replace the bun with not one, but two grilled cheese sandwiches. Kinda sorta like a three decker sandwich, but not quite.
Second off, I hear you ask, what's it taste like? Easy enough to answer: As I said earlier, scrumptious and delicious. You should have been paying attention.
Third off, I hear you ask Where can I get one? Not so easy to answer. As of this instant I do not know of any restaurant, casse croute, greasy spoon or other fine dining emporium in Montreal that has a burger melt on its menu. But I do know that if you ask nicely and politely (don't forget to say please and thank you) there are some wonderful burger joints that will make one specifically for you.
Now you need to be careful, it is my understanding that not all burger melts are created equal. As with your standard issue hamburger a truly delicious and scrumptious burger melt should be made wth freshly ground beef. But that's where the similarities end - yours truly demands that a hamburger be almost plain, just a dab of mustard, and if I am feeling adventerous and daring Maybe a pickle.
But a truly delicious and scrumptious burger melt needs, actually requires some rabbit food fixins as toppings and a whole mess of them too. Why? I hear you ask. Well it should be obvious, to cut through all the greasy goodness of course.
Face it, there ain't no way that two grilled cheese sandwiches and a hamburger can be called a light lunch or a snack. You're probably looking at something like 15 hundred calories with the majority of it coming from the fat in the cheese, the fat in the burger and the fat in the butter. mmm mmm mmm So you're gong to require something un heavy, like lettuce and tomato to balance that sucker out.
Also I would not recommend that you eat more than one burger melt per lifetime, but it is your life and you can do with it what you wish - I just know that burger melts are delicious but deadly.
Anyhows now that I got that off my chest, run don't walk down to Pataterie Chez Philippe on 1877 Amherst just below Ontario and ask for a burger melt, and tell 'em that the Montreal Burger Report sent you.
Yes, Brasserie T!'s hamburger is on the list, but there are some other things that come before it. In the meantime...
the patty was substantial and cooked properly to order)... Both meats were meatily flavourful, and the fries had a good outer crispness to inner softness ratio. The burger also came with a quality bun and condiments, including a slice of tomato tastier than M. Bertrand’s(!).
Although I suggest you read the whole post to put the comments in perspective, and see the pictures.
In today's episode Chris 'Zeke' Hand and Ryk 'E Coli' Edelstein meet at the wonderful microbrasserie Vices et Versa, they briefly get sidetracked at La Cornetteria, before heading over to Le Pickup the hipest of the hip hamburger joints in Montreal.
Vices et Versa, Bistro du Terroir is located at 6631 Saint Laurent,. Their phone number is (514) 272-2498 their website is vicesetversa.com/ and they are open seven days a week from 3 o'clock in the afternoon until last call.
La Cornetteria is located at 6528 Saint Laurent. Their phone number is (514) 277-8030, their website is lacornetteria.com and they are open seven days a week from 7 in the morning until 6 at night although the hours on Sunday are slightly different.
The Montreal Burger Report is your source for the most in depth and comprehensive coverage about hamburgers, cheeseburgers, both with and without bacon in Montreal.
This episode of the Montreal Burger Report was written and produced by Chris Zeke Hand. We would graciously like to thank CKUT for their support, John Custodio for his voice, Jimmy Buffet and Focus for the music and YOU for listening.
Now that our massive seven part exploration of the first Five Guys burgers and fries in Quebec is done, Alison MacGregor of The Gazette writes an introductory article about them. Go figure!
The Montreal Burger Report is your source for the most in depth and comprehensive coverage about hamburgers, cheeseburgers, both with and without bacon in Montreal.
This episode of the Montreal Burger Report was written and produced by Chris Zeke Hand. We would graciously like to thank CKUT for their support, Lauren Senechal and Chris Gobeil for their voices, Wayne and Caleb at Five Guys for the invitation, Voluntary Mother Earth for the music and YOU for listening.
I can remember playing Burger Time at an arcade down the street in the 80s, but never got so far as to play the Nintendo version. But these on line version look intriguing - I'm giong to have to find myself some free time so I can relive my youth.
In today's episode Chris 'Zeke' Hand and Ryk 'E Coli' Edelstein have stopped at a DQ and are in the process of debriefing each other about their recent trip to the first Five Guys burgers and fries in Quebec.
What to look for on your next trip to Vaudreuil. The Five Guys storefront.
The Montreal Burger Report is your source for the most in depth and comprehensive coverage about hamburgers, cheeseburgers, both with and without bacon in Montreal.
This episode of the Montreal Burger Report was written and produced by Chris Zeke Hand. We would graciously like to thank CKUT for their support, and YOU for listening.