Monday, October 25, 2010

Good Hamburger Pictures (week 43)

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Vincent A Restaurant By TheHungryHungryHungryHippo

5-8 Club By TheHungryHungryHungryHippo

bacon cheeseburger, fries By calamity_hane

DEBBIE'S PLACE DOUBLE CHEESEBURGER By chuck bell

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Little Bacon Cheeseburger By mhaithaca

By anks mcskanks

Chili Burger and Fries By Marshall Astor - Food Pornographer

The Meatwagon at Warwick Wingding By ana gasston

BURGER JUICINESS By _asp_


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Friday, October 22, 2010

Mortons & Montreal

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Who would've thunk that a chain of steakhouses in the United States would have germinated from a hamburger at the Playboy Club in Montreal?

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I'm not certain why opening the third Fatburger in Calgary is news, but then again, I don't really understand anything further south and west of the Erie Canal. However, I what I do want to know is when Fatburger is going to make it east and north of the Erie Canal.

Thursday, October 21, 2010

Wednesday, October 20, 2010

Episode 76: Smart Burger (Part One)

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Episode 76: Smart Burger (Part One) [15:04]
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In today's episode our heroes drive all the way out to Laval in order to try a Smart Burger.

A Smart Burger just after being served, just before being consumed.

The Interior of Smart Burger.

Smart Burger is located at 2159 boulevard Cure-Labelle in Laval, their phone number is (450) 687-7627, their website is smartburger.ca and they are open seven days a week from 11 o'clock in the morning to 10 o'clock at night, 11 o'clock Thursdays, Fridays and Saturdays.


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In a nutshell; The Montreal Burger Report is My Dinner with Andre meets Rocky & Bullwinkle at Au Pied de Cochon. It is a radio show & podcast where Zeke and E Coli go out have a couple of burgers, some beer and talk about them and to the people who make them. There is a new episode available every Wednesday morning at http://montrealburgers.blogspot.com and on CKUT 90.3 FM in Montreal. If you would like to write to us, our email address is MontrealBurgers@Gmail.com.

The Montreal Burger Report is your source for the most in depth and comprehensive coverage about hamburgers, cheeseburgers, both with and without bacon in Montreal.

This episode of the Montreal Burger Report was written and produced by Chris 'Zeke' Hand. We would graciously like to thank CKUT for their support, Frank Zappa and The Moldy Peaches for the music and YOU for listening.

Thursday, October 14, 2010

Vera's Burger Shack, Parts 1 & 2

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These are definitely videos that should be dealt with by the Victoria Burger Blog, seeing as how they are from the Left Coast. But also seeing as how they haven't gotten much love I figured it wouldn't hurt if I embedded them here.


Wednesday, October 13, 2010

Episode 75: Auberge du Dragon Rouge (Part Three)

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Episode 75: L'Auberge du Dragon Rouge (part three) [11:32]
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E Coli really really likes the fries

In today's episode our heroes Chris 'Zeke' Hand and Ryk 'E Coli' Edelstein analyze the burgers at Auberge du Dragon Rouge to death.

The espresso in a glass is always a nice touch

The bill

L'Auberge du Dragon Rouge is located at 8870 Lajeunesse, their phone number is (514) 858-5711. The website is oyez.ca and they are open seven days a week from 11:30 in the morning to 10 o'clock at night except on Saturdays and Sundays when they open early for brunch.

Medieval accents

Don't ask...


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In a nutshell; The Montreal Burger Report is My Dinner with Andre meets Rocky & Bullwinkle at Au Pied de Cochon. It is a radio show & podcast where Zeke and E Coli go out have a couple of burgers, some beer and talk about them and to the people who make them. There is a new episode available every Wednesday morning at http://montrealburgers.blogspot.com and on CKUT 90.3 FM in Montreal. If you would like to write to us, our email address is MontrealBurgers@Gmail.com.

The Montreal Burger Report is your source for the most in depth and comprehensive coverage about hamburgers, cheeseburgers, both with and without bacon in Montreal.

This episode of the Montreal Burger Report was written and produced by Chris 'Zeke' Hand. We would graciously like to thank CKUT for their support, Jimmy Buffet and Focus for the music, John Custodio for his voice and YOU for listening.

Tuesday, October 12, 2010

Chelsea Cheeseburger on Etsy

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Seeing as how there ain't much local hamburger news here, I'm expanding the concept of the Montreal Burger Report slightly and now will occasionally present Burger Art that I feel wouldn't be hurt by a little attention on your part.

Chelsea Cheeseburger by beforethegiraffe

It's a 4" x 6" acrylic painting. Small, actually tiny. If I had seen it live and knew slightly more about Ms. Giraffe's work, I'd consider calling it a study. But since I haven't and I don't, a painting it is. As Ms. Giraffe writes, she supplies "the world with big eyed girls & their dreamy friends."

I'll take her word for it that this is an early example of her work. In the fullscale version it looks a little rough around the edges. ie there are gaps, smudges and her lines aren't as precisely delineated as one might expect. But this adds to the naif-like charm of the painting (study).

I can't quite figure out if Chelsea Cheeseburger is using the french fries as ski poles, or if she is holding onto them for support since it doesn't quite look like she is the most balanced person in the entire world. And given her expression, I venture a guess that she was either looking down a black diamond trail, or contemplating precisely how difficult that next step she was planning on taking is going to be.

Given that when this painting was made, Ms. Giraffe states that she wasn't in the happiest of moods, I'd also venture a guess that Chelsea Cheeseburger could quite possibly be a reflection of Ms. Giraffe's state of mind at the time.

On sale for $20, which is better than a bargain. And I don't make a single red centy (or any other money of any other color for that matter) off the deal.

Gotta get down to Burlington

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USA Today went out and listed 51 burger joints in the United States. One is close enough to contemplate visiting, The Farmhouse Tap & Grill in Burlington, VT. According to Suzanne Podhaizer, food editor, Seven Days, they offer grass-fed beef, artisan cheeses, house-made pickles, and runny sunny-side-up eggs as toppings and more than 100 craft beers for your drinking pleasure. Although the idea of exposed brick and copper lighting fixtures along with a patio and backyard beer garden in a former McDonald's makes me wonder some.

Monday, October 11, 2010

Pictures of Hamburgers (week 41)

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The rancor By frommert

On the Left Coast they're called Fatty Melts

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Over at the Victoria Burger Blog they are going wild over Burger Melts, which they call Fatty Melts for some reason or another. However they decided to add peanut butter into the mix.

"Canada’s red-meat industry is the nation’s single-largest employer in the food industry. "

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Buried at the end of this press release was this sentence: "Canada’s red-meat industry, with more than $20 billion in sales, is the nation’s single-largest employer in the food industry." It made me go "hmmmm." I don't think I had ever heard the term "red-meat industry" before.

Wednesday, October 6, 2010

Episode 74: Auberge du Dragon Rouge (Part Two)

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Episode 74: L'Auberge du Dragon Rouge [15:56]
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In today's episode our heroes Chris 'Zeke' Hand and Ryk 'E Coli' Edelstein are at the Auberge du Dragon Rouge discussing the experience.

The Bourgeois Ogre Burger at Auberge du Dragon Rouge (look at those fries!)

Inside the Bourgeois Ogre Burger at Auberge du Dragon Rouge (look at the mustard!)

L'Auberge du Dragon Rouge is located at 8870 Lajeunesse, their phone number is (514) 858-5711. The website is oyez.ca and they are open seven days a week from 11:30 in the morning to 10 o'clock at night except on Saturdays and Sundays when they open early for brunch.

The burger menu at Auberge du Dragon Rouge (at some point we're going to have to go back and try the boar burger and/or the deer burger)


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In a nutshell; The Montreal Burger Report is My Dinner with Andre meets Rocky & Bullwinkle at Au Pied de Cochon. It is a radio show & podcast where Zeke and E Coli go out have a couple of burgers, some beer and talk about them and to the people who make them. There is a new episode available every Wednesday morning at http://montrealburgers.blogspot.com and on CKUT 90.3 FM in Montreal. If you would like to write to us, our email address is MontrealBurgers@Gmail.com.

The Montreal Burger Report is your source for the most in depth and comprehensive coverage about hamburgers, cheeseburgers, both with and without bacon in Montreal.

This episode of the Montreal Burger Report was written and produced by Chris 'Zeke' Hand. We would graciously like to thank CKUT for their support, Jimmy Buffet and Focus for the music and YOU for listening.

Monday, October 4, 2010

Friday, October 1, 2010

Quick Service Hamburgers in Australia must be really bad!

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A very witty PSA from Australia trying to raise awareness about fat kids.



Thanks Fast Food Fred!

Burger Signs

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Whiz Burgers By Edwham

Wednesday, September 29, 2010

Episode 73: L'Auberge du Dragon Rouge (Part One)

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Episode 73: L'Auberge du Dragon Rouge [15:42]
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Chris 'Zeke' Hand and Ryk 'E Coli' Edelstein enjoyed the hamburgers so much at Le Pick Up that for today's episode of the Montreal Burger Report they immediately decided to try the burgers at L'Auberge du Dragon Rouge.

One view of the terrace at L'Auberge du Dragon Rouge

Our rig, the menus and everything else we need in order to record Episode 73 of the Montreal Burger rEPORT

L'Auberge du Dragon Rouge is located at 8870 Lajeunesse, their phone number is (514) 858-5711. The website is oyez.ca and they are open seven days a week from 11:30 in the morning to 10 o'clock at night except on Saturdays and Sundays when they open early for brunch.


View The Montreal Burger Report Map in a larger map

In a nutshell; The Montreal Burger Report is My Dinner with Andre meets Rocky & Bullwinkle at Au Pied de Cochon. It is a radio show & podcast where Zeke and E Coli go out have a couple of burgers, some beer and talk about them and to the people who make them. There is a new episode available every Wednesday morning at http://montrealburgers.blogspot.com and on CKUT 90.3 FM in Montreal. If you would like to write to us, our email address is MontrealBurgers@Gmail.com.

The Montreal Burger Report is your source for the most in depth and comprehensive coverage about hamburgers, cheeseburgers, both with and without bacon in Montreal.

This episode of the Montreal Burger Report was written and produced by Chris 'Zeke' Hand. We would graciously like to thank CKUT for their support, Jimmy Buffet and Danny Elfman for the music, Cathy Inouye for her voice, and YOU for listening.

Thursday, September 23, 2010

Fresh Burger High Scorer?

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It'll be pretty easy to beat my score, as I got a big fat zero. But there's an online game out there called Fresh Burger that seemed vaguely appropriate.

Screenshot of Fesh Burger in action

Although I am not quite certain why anyone would really want to play a game about being a cashier at a fast food quick serve restaurant.

Wednesday, September 22, 2010

Episode 72: Depanneur Le Pick Up

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Episode 72: Depanneur Le Pickup [21:37]
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In today's episode Chris 'Zeke' Hand and Ryk 'E Coli' Edelstein arrive at Depanneur Le Pick Up order their burgers eat and leave.

The Kitchen at Depanneur Le Pick Up

The depanneur side to Depanneur Le Pick Up

An extreme close up of one of the Cheeseburgers at Depanneur Le Pick Up

If you listen closely at the beginning you can hear the snarky comments of other diners at Depaneur Le Pick Up react to our microphones. And if you haven't figured it out by now most of the clientèle of Depaneur Le Pick Up could be loosely classified as hipster-ish, which obviously means only one thing - Lainie must be nearby.

The terrace at Depanneur Le Pick Up

Zeke's first Cheeseburger at Depanneur Le Pick Up

For the burgermatricians listening in it took 10 minutes for them to come take our order and 18 minutes for our first order to arrive. However, the second order arrived 12.5% faster than the first.

Making sandwiches at Depanneur Le Pick Up

The innards of Zeke's first Cheeseburger at Depanneur Le Pick Up

Then Lainie returns, we try to pay, and then go home.

The wonderful potatoes at Depanneur Le Pick Up

Zeke's second Cheeeseburger at Depanneur Le Pick Up

Depaneur Le Pickup is located at 7032 Waverly on the corner of Alexandra, their phone number is 514 271-8011. The website is depanneurlepickup.com and they are open 7 days a week from 7 in the morning until 7 at night except on Thursdays and Fridays when they stay open until 9 and on weekends when they open later.


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In a nutshell; The Montreal Burger Report is My Dinner with Andre meets Rocky & Bullwinkle at Au Pied de Cochon. It is a radio show & podcast where Zeke and E Coli go out have a couple of burgers, some beer and talk about them and to the people who make them. There is a new episode available every Wednesday morning at http://montrealburgers.blogspot.com and on CKUT 90.3 FM in Montreal. If you would like to write to us, our email address is MontrealBurgers@Gmail.com.

The Montreal Burger Report is your source for the most in depth and comprehensive coverage about hamburgers, cheeseburgers, both with and without bacon in Montreal.

This episode of the Montreal Burger Report was written and produced by Chris Zeke Hand. We would graciously like to thank CKUT for their support, Lainie for stopping by, Jimmy Buffet and Lesbians on Exctasy for the music and YOU for listening.

Tuesday, September 21, 2010

Burger Melt!!

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The Montreal Burger Report: Off The Record

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Over the weekend I went to Pataterie Chez Philippe on Amherst and had my first burger melt. and it was so scrumptious and delicious that I decided "to hell with the schedule" I needed to tell some folk and I needed to tell some folk now! That's where you come in. Thanks for listening. I kinda sorta had to get it off my chest before it burst.

The Burger Melt at Pataterie Chez Philippe

Now first off I hear you asking What's a Burger Melt? Easy enough to answer, A Burger melt is is a hamburger where you replace the bun with not one, but two grilled cheese sandwiches. Kinda sorta like a three decker sandwich, but not quite.

Second off, I hear you ask, what's it taste like? Easy enough to answer: As I said earlier, scrumptious and delicious. You should have been paying attention.

Third off, I hear you ask Where can I get one? Not so easy to answer. As of this instant I do not know of any restaurant, casse croute, greasy spoon or other fine dining emporium in Montreal that has a burger melt on its menu. But I do know that if you ask nicely and politely (don't forget to say please and thank you) there are some wonderful burger joints that will make one specifically for you.

The Burger Melt in all its glory at Pataterie Chez Philippe

Now you need to be careful, it is my understanding that not all burger melts are created equal. As with your standard issue hamburger a truly delicious and scrumptious burger melt should be made wth freshly ground beef. But that's where the similarities end - yours truly demands that a hamburger be almost plain, just a dab of mustard, and if I am feeling adventerous and daring Maybe a pickle.

But a truly delicious and scrumptious burger melt needs, actually requires some rabbit food fixins as toppings and a whole mess of them too. Why? I hear you ask. Well it should be obvious, to cut through all the greasy goodness of course.

Half a Burger Melt at Pataterie Chez Philippe

Face it, there ain't no way that two grilled cheese sandwiches and a hamburger can be called a light lunch or a snack. You're probably looking at something like 15 hundred calories with the majority of it coming from the fat in the cheese, the fat in the burger and the fat in the butter. mmm mmm mmm So you're gong to require something un heavy, like lettuce and tomato to balance that sucker out.

Also I would not recommend that you eat more than one burger melt per lifetime, but it is your life and you can do with it what you wish - I just know that burger melts are delicious but deadly.

Anyhows now that I got that off my chest, run don't walk down to Pataterie Chez Philippe on 1877 Amherst just below Ontario and ask for a burger melt, and tell 'em that the Montreal Burger Report sent you.

Monday, September 20, 2010

Great Burger Pictures

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Tribeca Tavern Kerala Caprese By dirtydiva

Friday, September 17, 2010

The Art of the Hamburger

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Brian's Burger & Beer -b- Photo By markmonlux

Thursday, September 16, 2010

Some guy from France named Thomas at La Paryse a couple of years ago

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Sorry that I'm late to the party on this one, but it just blipped on my radar yesterday...

The Hungry Novelist on the Hamburger at Brasserie T!

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Yes, Brasserie T!'s hamburger is on the list, but there are some other things that come before it. In the meantime...
the patty was substantial and cooked properly to order)... Both meats were meatily flavourful, and the fries had a good outer crispness to inner softness ratio. The burger also came with a quality bun and condiments, including a slice of tomato tastier than M. Bertrand’s(!).
Although I suggest you read the whole post to put the comments in perspective, and see the pictures.

Wednesday, September 15, 2010

Episode 71: Vices et Versa, Bistro du Terroir & La Cornetteria

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Episode 71: Vices et Versa, Bistro du Terroir & La Cornetteria [17:00]
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In today's episode Chris 'Zeke' Hand and Ryk 'E Coli' Edelstein meet at the wonderful microbrasserie Vices et Versa, they briefly get sidetracked at La Cornetteria, before heading over to Le Pickup the hipest of the hip hamburger joints in Montreal.

The Beer Menu at Vices et Versa, Bistro du Terroir

The Terrace at Vices et Versa, Bistro du Terroir

The Edible Espresso at La Cornetteria

Vices et Versa, Bistro du Terroir is located at 6631 Saint Laurent,. Their phone number is (514) 272-2498 their website is vicesetversa.com/ and they are open seven days a week from 3 o'clock in the afternoon until last call.

La Cornetteria is located at 6528 Saint Laurent. Their phone number is (514) 277-8030, their website is lacornetteria.com and they are open seven days a week from 7 in the morning until 6 at night although the hours on Sunday are slightly different.


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In a nutshell; The Montreal Burger Report is My Dinner with Andre meets Rocky & Bullwinkle at Martin Picard's place. It is a radio show & podcast where Zeke and E Coli go out have a couple of burgers, some beer and talk about them and to the people who make them. There is a new episode available every Wednesday morning at http://montrealburgers.blogspot.com and on CKUT 90.3 FM in Montreal. If you would like to write to us, our email address is MontrealBurgers@Gmail.com.

The Montreal Burger Report is your source for the most in depth and comprehensive coverage about hamburgers, cheeseburgers, both with and without bacon in Montreal.

This episode of the Montreal Burger Report was written and produced by Chris Zeke Hand. We would graciously like to thank CKUT for their support, John Custodio for his voice, Jimmy Buffet and Focus for the music and YOU for listening.

Friday, September 10, 2010

Five Guys makes it into the Montreal Gazette

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Now that our massive seven part exploration of the first Five Guys burgers and fries in Quebec is done, Alison MacGregor of The Gazette writes an introductory article about them. Go figure!

And if you want to hear our seven part extravaganza, try these on for size: Part One, Part Two, Part Three, Part Four, Part Five, Part Six, Part Seven.

Thursday, September 9, 2010

Wednesday, September 8, 2010

Episode 70: Five Guys (part seven, the finale)

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Episode 70: Five Guys [9:25]
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In today's episode Chris 'Zeke' Hand and Ryk 'E Coli' Edelstein finally finish talking about Five Guys Burgers & Fries in Vaudreuil.

The calm before the storm; the grill at Five Guys burger and fries.

Cooking up a storm; the grill at Five Guys burger and fries in action.

Five Guys burgers and fries is located at 54, boulevard de la Cite-des-Jeunes in Vaudreuil. Their phone number is 450-510-0710 and they are open seven days a week from 11AM to 10PM.


View The Montreal Burger Report Map in a larger map

In a nutshell; The Montreal Burger Report is My Dinner with Andre meets Rocky & Bullwinkle at Martin Picard's place. It is a radio show & podcast where Zeke and E Coli go out have a couple of burgers, some pop and talk about them and to the people who make them. There is a new episode available every Wednesday morning at http://montrealburgers.blogspot.com and on CKUT 90.3 FM in Montreal. If you would like to write to us, our email address is MontrealBurgers@Gmail.com.

The Montreal Burger Report is your source for the most in depth and comprehensive coverage about hamburgers, cheeseburgers, both with and without bacon in Montreal.

This episode of the Montreal Burger Report was written and produced by Chris Zeke Hand. We would graciously like to thank CKUT for their support, Lauren Senechal and Chris Gobeil for their voices, Wayne and Caleb at Five Guys for the invitation, Voluntary Mother Earth for the music and YOU for listening.

Monday, September 6, 2010

Burger Time!

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Fast Food Fred is amazing (either that or he has more free time than I do). Last week he went wild over Burger Time in a post here.

I can remember playing Burger Time at an arcade down the street in the 80s, but never got so far as to play the Nintendo version. But these on line version look intriguing - I'm giong to have to find myself some free time so I can relive my youth.

This Week's Great Burger Photos

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Bacon double cheeseburger deluxe with heavy lettuce and onion Photo By The Food Pornographer

Wednesday, September 1, 2010

Episode 69: Five Guys (part six)

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Episode 69: Five Guys [10:28]
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In today's episode Chris 'Zeke' Hand and Ryk 'E Coli' Edelstein have stopped at a DQ and are in the process of debriefing each other about their recent trip to the first Five Guys burgers and fries in Quebec.

What to look for on your next trip to Vaudreuil. The Five Guys storefront.

E Coli in action interviewing Wayne and Caleb.


Five Guys burgers and fries is located at 54, boulevard de la Cite-des-Jeunes in Vaudreuil. Their phone number is 450-510-0710 and they are open seven days a week from 11AM to 10PM.


View The Montreal Burger Report Map in a larger map

In a nutshell; The Montreal Burger Report is My Dinner with Andre meets Rocky & Bullwinkle at Martin Picard's place. It is a radio show & podcast where Zeke and E Coli go out have a couple of burgers, some pop and talk about them and to the people who make them. There is a new episode available every Wednesday morning at http://montrealburgers.blogspot.com and on CKUT 90.3 FM in Montreal. If you would like to write to us, our email address is MontrealBurgers@Gmail.com.

The Montreal Burger Report is your source for the most in depth and comprehensive coverage about hamburgers, cheeseburgers, both with and without bacon in Montreal.

This episode of the Montreal Burger Report was written and produced by Chris Zeke Hand. We would graciously like to thank CKUT for their support, and YOU for listening.